20+ Hilarious Office Puns to Break The Ice at Work

Published November 3, 2022

Life in the office can sometimes be boring, and that’s completely fine. Even the best jobs would have ups and downs. The important part is that your coworkers and perhaps even your boss can still share laughs every now and then. Though there are several ways to do that, telling jokes and puns is arguably the easiest and simplest way. Below are 20+ hilarious icebreaker office puns to ease the tension at work.

20+ Hilarious Icebreaker Office Puns

1. I told a joke over Zoom. It wasn’t even remotely funny.
2. Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.
3. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field.
4. A man tells his doctor, “Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you.”
5. A polar bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Give me a whiskey and… sprite.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. “I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.
6. My parents told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinated too much. So I told them, ‘Just you wait.’
7. Wanna hear a great icebreaker? Fat penguin!
8. Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Nevermind, I probably shouldn’t spread it
9. You wanna know what a comedian’s least favorite drink is? Booze.
10. I was wondering why the baseball was gradually getting bigger. Then it hit me.
11. A recruiter said to a job applicant, “We’re looking for someone responsible.” The applicant replies, “I’m the one you’re looking for. In my previous job, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
12. What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.
13. A recruiter said to a candidate, “How would you describe yourself?” The candidate replies, “Verbally, but I do have dance prepared.”